I kneel for thine 300 blobules with no-death experience
Defied death and collected 100 Blobules
Jackpot!
You are megafat
The Long and Blobby Road!
Long haul Blobster!
100 yards airborne Chuck Yeager of Blobtopia!
A true survivor of 10 levels
20 levels without dying? Immortal!
Finder of secret blobules!
Uncoverer of clandestine blobules!
Revealer of classified blobules!
Unveiler of the Great Blobule!
Master of Meadows
Dominator of the Desert
Juggernaut of the Jungle
Wizard of the Winter!
Insane distance traveller!
Killer of 3
To the end of the world and back again